I am Chris Colfer. I am flawless. I deserve all the awards. If you’re following me, then you should also follow my triplets, Chris and Chris. We are a trifecta of quality and sex appeal. And you should follow my amazing fiance, Bonnie, because she is beautiful and smart and just pretty amazing. Also, this is an RP blog, as in I AM NOT THE ACTUAL CHRIS COLFER so just get that through your heads, okay?Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardcolfer)http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/<p><!-- more -->First of all I&#8217;m sorry, so sorry, for how shitty of an RP-er I&#8217;ve been. I know I haven&#8217;t been on as much, and to be quite honest my heart hasn&#8217;t really been into RP-ing lately. It&#8217;s just something that&#8217;s not really for me.</p> <p>So I&#8217;m going to delete later tonight, just so everyone has a chance to see this, I guess. I&#8217;ll leave my <a href="http://youllstaywithme--always.tumblr.com">personal</a>, because my fellow penises have become some of my best friends, and I <em>absolutely</em> want to stay in touch with all of you.</p> <p>This project has been so much fun, and I&#8217;ll miss all of you so much!</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/8405770489http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/8405770489Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:20:04 -0400risingpenises<p><a href="http://that-night-troll.tumblr.com/post/7002288388">that-night-troll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7002279864">awkwardcolfer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnhhvkp9vU1qiy6z4.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>lolololol, whaaat? You like himmm!?</p> <p>He frustrates me.</p> </blockquote> <p>omg i love him</p> <p>i could stare at his face forever</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7002403353http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7002403353Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:12:33 -0400and that irish brogue oh god just kill me now<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnhhvkp9vU1qiy6z4.jpg"/></p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7002279864http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7002279864Tue, 28 Jun 2011 00:59:00 -0400thatnighttroll<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnh15iXdRg1qktkgyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000438992http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000438992Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:52:58 -0400taylor-lautner<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnh16dEnfP1qktkgyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000308030http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000308030Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:48:45 -0400nom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnh2sawWYl1qc7407o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000266785http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000266785Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:47:26 -0400i have a calf thing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lng5jxyYfW1qaobtbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000113975http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000113975Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:42:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnha3bWdTi1qkevaeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000102765http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000102765Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:42:12 -0400taylor-lautnersnl<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnha9wsYfZ1qkevaeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000097401http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/7000097401Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:42:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnhaavk9fX1qm4hfxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beautiful-lifex3.tumblr.com/post/6997227008">beautiful-lifex3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Favorite Taylor Lautner photoshoots <br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999846501http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999846501Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:34:08 -0400you are so pretty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnhb0rJTto1qlyq5po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999768195http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999768195Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:31:41 -0400it's just such a pretty color of skingolden? bronze?idk it's perfect aodgpohiposdr<p>lol alexa would</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999730787http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6999730787Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:30:31 -0400alexaaaaaaakickitupanotch<p><strong><a href="http://that-night-troll.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_a9593c02751c_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://that-night-troll.tumblr.com/">that-night-troll</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794484307/i-should-probably-shower-tho">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794484307/i-should-probably-shower-tho">I should probably shower tho</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>Can I join? Can I? Can I really? Please? (;</blockquote> <p>you don&#8217;t even have to ask, babe</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6796647447http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6796647447Wed, 22 Jun 2011 14:17:21 -0400that-night-troll<p>i smell bad</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794484307http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794484307Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:08:04 -0400<p>cue hiding out in the bathroom with my iPad</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794373253http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794373253Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:04:22 -0400OhyeahI just wanna love my bonbon and watch DW<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi1ej9GFX1qeq3m6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://can-i-slyther-in.tumblr.com/post/6338853832">can-i-slyther-in</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://morethanthestatusquo.tumblr.com/post/6338808638">morethanthestatusquo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Omg.</p> </blockquote> <p>THESE PEOPLE ARE TOO QUALITY</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794294399http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794294399Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:01:51 -0400<p><a href="http://darrens-a-slut.tumblr.com/post/6794214737" class="tumblr_blog">darrens-a-slut</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://griffinsandunicorns.tumblr.com/post/6789510684">griffinsandunicorns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7127cqzJ1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7150UapS1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln71650zch1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln717rs70p1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln71a6JN6W1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln70xzVhVf1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln6zt3phDB1qgi2e5.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln71fnujyz1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln71n1MDTo1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln70tqRyGK1qgi2e5.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><big><big><big><big><big> </big></big></big></big></big></p> <p><big><big><big><big><big>well, the hiatus has officially started.</big></big></big></big></big></p> <p><big><big><big><big><big> </big></big></big></big></big></p></blockquote>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794274079http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794274079Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:01:12 -0400Holy sweet lord<p><a href="http://that-night-troll.tumblr.com/post/6794013764" class="tumblr_blog">that-night-troll</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I need love.</p></blockquote> I&#8217;m on my iPad right now so I don&#8217;t have gifs But I love you So muchhttp://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794185210http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6794185210Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:58:19 -0400i feel like Tom cruise rnIjust want to jump up and down on a couch or idk some piece of furniture and just shout to the heavens how much I love youBut even that wouldn't properly represent what I feel for you<p>thanks, bro.</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6793921760http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6793921760Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:49:39 -0400Sexybitchchris<p>why do i always miss isketch</p>http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6747282880http://awkwardcolfer.tumblr.com/post/6747282880Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:57:55 -0400that's like my new favorite thing to dogoddammitrisingpenises